🚨 BREAKING TRANSMISSION: THE MOCHAKK INCIDENT REMAINS UNRESOLVED 🚨
⚠️ UNCONFIRMED REPORTS: DEFECTED IBIZA INCIDENT MAY BE LINKED ⚠️
📡 DISCO ASCENSION ARCHIVES UPDATED: NEW CASE FILES DISCOVERED 📡
CLASSIFIED REPORT: INTER-AGENCY DISPUTE OVER TEMPORAL RIFT INCIDENT AT PLAZA DE ESPAÑA
Following the Mochakk @ Plaza de España performance on April 17, 2023, an unprecedented temporal disruption was detected at 22:37 CET.
Initial energy fluctuations were dismissed as standard bass-induced resonance effects; however, subsequent chronospatial anomalies suggest a rift in the fourth-dimensional continuum.
This disturbance correlates directly with the exact moment Terry Hunter’s remix of “Workin’ Hard” by Mariah Carey—later Grammy-nominated—was introduced into Mochakk’s set, triggering what experts now refer to as The Groove Singularity.
• **Agencia Andaluza de la Energía** asserts that any disruption falls under regional energy stability laws, citing that Seville’s grid saw an unexplained 73% spike in power consumption, momentarily surpassing the entire output of the Iberian Peninsula.
• **CNMC (Spain’s Energy Market Commission)** argues that Mochakk, as a private entity, may be financially liable under the *Regulatory Statute on Unintended Quantum Violations*, a little-known clause originally drafted to prevent unauthorized experiments at the CERN Large Hadron Collider.
• **European Temporal Anomalies Bureau (ETAB)** maintains that a musical event cannot be held solely responsible for an interdimensional rupture, citing the *2020 Defected Records Incident in Ibiza*, where a Carl Cox B2B Jamie Jones set almost erased the summer of 1989 entirely.
• **CNMC (Spain’s Energy Market Commission)** argues that Mochakk, as a private entity, may be financially liable under the *Regulatory Statute on Unintended Quantum Violations*, a little-known clause originally drafted to prevent unauthorized experiments at the CERN Large Hadron Collider.
• **European Temporal Anomalies Bureau (ETAB)** maintains that a musical event cannot be held solely responsible for an interdimensional rupture, citing the *2020 Defected Records Incident in Ibiza*, where a Carl Cox B2B Jamie Jones set almost erased the summer of 1989 entirely.
Legal experts are divided. Some argue that the introduction of a Grammy-nominated remix into a Cercle set at an architecturally sacred site may have amplified energetic instability beyond acceptable thresholds.
Others contend that the Spanish government, having issued the event permit, shares in the responsibility for not conducting proper quantum compliance checks.
Additionally, reports from attendees on the dance floor confirm an unusual phenomenon where dancers experienced **“dual grooves,” feeling as though they were moving both in the present and at a legendary NYC house party in 1994 simultaneously**.
Scientists believe this may indicate that the rift did not destroy time but rather created an **infinite, self-sustaining loop of house music**, an outcome some argue should be protected rather than reversed.
Others contend that the Spanish government, having issued the event permit, shares in the responsibility for not conducting proper quantum compliance checks.
Additionally, reports from attendees on the dance floor confirm an unusual phenomenon where dancers experienced **“dual grooves,” feeling as though they were moving both in the present and at a legendary NYC house party in 1994 simultaneously**.
Scientists believe this may indicate that the rift did not destroy time but rather created an **infinite, self-sustaining loop of house music**, an outcome some argue should be protected rather than reversed.
A tribunal will convene at the **European Court of Quantum Affairs** to determine:
1️⃣ **Mochakk’s legal responsibility for the anomaly**
2️⃣ **Whether Terry Hunter’s remix should be classified as a “Temporal Hazard”**
3️⃣ **If Plaza de España should be reclassified as a Quantum Hotspot, restricting future house events**
Until a ruling is reached, all future Cercle sets in historically significant locations are on hold.
Meanwhile, reports indicate **anomalous basslines continue to echo through the Plaza**, leading some to believe the groove **is far from over**.
1️⃣ **Mochakk’s legal responsibility for the anomaly**
2️⃣ **Whether Terry Hunter’s remix should be classified as a “Temporal Hazard”**
3️⃣ **If Plaza de España should be reclassified as a Quantum Hotspot, restricting future house events**
Until a ruling is reached, all future Cercle sets in historically significant locations are on hold.
Meanwhile, reports indicate **anomalous basslines continue to echo through the Plaza**, leading some to believe the groove **is far from over**.
🔴 CLASSIFIED ARCHIVES 🔴
▶️ The Mochakk Incident (April 17, 2023)
A **temporal rupture** detected at **Plaza de España** during a **Mochakk Cercle set** caused **dancers to move in two timelines simultaneously**. Authorities remain divided on liability.
📂 **[Read Full Report](https://www.mixcloud.com/zackbissell/posts/the-mochakk-incident-triggers-jurisdictional-conflict-on-the-iberian-peninsula/)**
▶️ The Defected Ibiza Incident (2020)
During a **Carl Cox B2B Jamie Jones** set, an **anomaly nearly erased the summer of 1989** from recorded history. Investigations ongoing.
▶️ Disco Ascension: A House Paradox
A **DJ set** in NYC, 2025, unlocked a self-sustaining **loop of house music**, fusing past and present. No entity has been able to halt its progression.
🎧 **[Listen Now](https://www.mixcloud.com/zackbissell/disco-ascension-a-disco-house-paradox/)**